Ass Neck

When I was in high school and having my neck sucked on was so very cool, but yet something I tried to prevent my parents from seeing, I would always tell them I burned myself with my curling iron. I don't know if they actually bought it.
So ten years later, I have a curling iron burn on my neck. Really. I was getting ready to go out last weekend, and I scorched my neck in perfect hickey position. I haven't burned myself with a curling iron in years. Perhaps it's because I was pre-gaming...
Unfortunately, my seventh graders are convinced it's a hickey. Honestly, it doesn't even LOOK like a hickey. It's a long, thin, very dark mark with no rough edges. Here's the kicker. I have a Vidal Sassoon Curling iron. Apparently, I burned myself right where the name is, because I have the letters "ASS" as is "sASSoon" emblazoned on my neck in the middle of the burn. It's classy.
I hope it doesn't scar...