Balls
So the other day I'm driving out in the boonies, and I find myself behind a very large "King Ranch Edition" Ford F-350.
Personally, I am of the mindset that vehicles of such massive proportions ought to be reserved for the actual rancher or farmer, and not some suburbanite male who purchases his to compensate for his small package.
This particular vehicle was all decked out... chrome accesories, huge tires, and complete with an actual trailer hitch. I noticed something peculiar dangling from the trailer hitch, and after a few lights i realize its none other than a large rubber ball sac.
Testicles. This pitiable, oversompensating individual actually has large replicated testicles hanging from his trailer hitch.
After the next light, I passed by the truck, giggling to myself, and strained to get a good look at the man driving.
He definitely looked like a man who would have a small penis.
What a dork. He's practically labeling himself so.
Rubber testicles. From a trailer hitch. Sheesh.
Personally, I am of the mindset that vehicles of such massive proportions ought to be reserved for the actual rancher or farmer, and not some suburbanite male who purchases his to compensate for his small package.
This particular vehicle was all decked out... chrome accesories, huge tires, and complete with an actual trailer hitch. I noticed something peculiar dangling from the trailer hitch, and after a few lights i realize its none other than a large rubber ball sac.
Testicles. This pitiable, oversompensating individual actually has large replicated testicles hanging from his trailer hitch.
After the next light, I passed by the truck, giggling to myself, and strained to get a good look at the man driving.
He definitely looked like a man who would have a small penis.
What a dork. He's practically labeling himself so.
Rubber testicles. From a trailer hitch. Sheesh.
posted by Flipside at 3:03 PM
1 Comments:
It's more about the attitude and carriage of a man that clues you in to the size of his member than his actual appearance. Having more experience than I care to admit in this arena, I can almost guaran-damn-tee you that no man who is satisfied with proportions of his package is going to dangle rubber testicles from his everyday mode of transportation.
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