Arrested Development arrested

So it's 8 o'clock last night and I had 10,000 things to do before leaving town tomorrow morning, but I still sat down for half an hour and watched Arrested Development.

This is quality entertainment. (Not a fart joke in sight...)

I sure am pissed it got cancelled.

A moment of silence, please...

Balls

So the other day I'm driving out in the boonies, and I find myself behind a very large "King Ranch Edition" Ford F-350.

Personally, I am of the mindset that vehicles of such massive proportions ought to be reserved for the actual rancher or farmer, and not some suburbanite male who purchases his to compensate for his small package.

This particular vehicle was all decked out... chrome accesories, huge tires, and complete with an actual trailer hitch. I noticed something peculiar dangling from the trailer hitch, and after a few lights i realize its none other than a large rubber ball sac.

Testicles. This pitiable, oversompensating individual actually has large replicated testicles hanging from his trailer hitch.

After the next light, I passed by the truck, giggling to myself, and strained to get a good look at the man driving.

He definitely looked like a man who would have a small penis.

What a dork. He's practically labeling himself so.

Rubber testicles. From a trailer hitch. Sheesh.